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dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

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fyeahblackhippy:

Iconic.
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Me in your girls inbox

Me in your girls inbox

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ciggawet:

Oil? Who said anything about oil? Bitch you cooking?

ciggawet:

Oil? Who said anything about oil? Bitch you cooking?

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croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

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morningmusume:

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morningmusume:

people have a very skewed idea of what the hymen is and does

Isn’t that the wall in your vagina that tells creepy doctors in the Middle Ages whether you are worth being sold to a creepy older dude that will give your dad money or land?

its the gate to hell

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basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.
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enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

Now you can type up your paper last minute and your teachers will never know!

print gay porn in unsuspecting places

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bewareofmpreg:

Mikakunin de Shinkoukei MV [x] animated by Dogakobo

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